It all started 20 years ago. Paul finished a degree in obscure eastern religions, and was surprised to find he couldn't get a job. Not a problem, a friend had a sewing machine, and while waiting for publishers to stop laughing at his first novel, he decided to make a few loud shirts for pleasure and profit. But interesting fabric was hard to come by, so after a collection made from saris and African headdress material, he decided to print his own designs.
Limping into Nottingham Trent University after a nasty gardening accident, he found his way to the Textile Department, met Jane and told her a pack of lies about how successful his designs would be if only he knew how to print fabric. An award winning designer, she explained how it all works, just before developing an interest in accounts. Jane now spends most days investigating petrol station receipts, and asking Paul why he was buying a bacon sandwich and a copy of the Racing Post on the wrong side of town at 3 am.
In the meantime people started saying, 'You can print and embroider logos, I need some shirts by Friday'.
This was a bit inconvenient, we were younger then and expected the catwalks of Paris and Milan, but when you're broke, 50 T-shirts for Dave's garage is a bonus.
Things moved on, and although we still do stuff for Dave (recently voted the UKís most stylish Mechanic by Greasy Spanner Magazine) an early background in producing our own ranges for retail meant that we worked increasingly with a variety of fashion brands.
Which means you need more staff, and along came Matt - signed up at 16 before he got good exam results and realized he could have made some serious money elsewhere (sorry mate). He's been with us for 17 years and just grows with the business. From 50 shirts an hour on a Victorian machine back then, to 800 shirts an hour on automated kit today - a Nottingham Forest supporter and member of the Ford KA owners club, he knows how to laugh in the face of adversity.
And his trusty side-kick Craig - a teacher told him on leaving school he'd be dead or in prison within a year. That was 9 years ago, he's still here, and the teacher's most likely on playground duty. Hobbies include discussing complex print techniques with directors of multi national companies, purchasing over-priced knitwear, fighting, and making trifle.
Every office needs discipline, and we've got Ann, the Hyacinth Bouquet of the clothing industry. In a bold move on her first day, she devised a hoovering rota to cover 5000 square feet of industrial space, and insisted that all employees carry a clean handkerchief - when your order arrives in the right place at the right time, she's probably the reason why.
We donít usually admit to working with people from Birmingham, but you get found out eventually so here he is, Mark Hayward, king of the numbers, calculator wizard. Now if you donít pay on time he may give you a call Ė nothing to worry about though, heís a lovely man. Hobbies include lion wrestling, cage fighting, and shark tossing. They said when he left the SAS heíd never settle back into the community, but he has, he really has, and he loves the smell of cheques in the morning.
And do you want a bag with that Madam; would you like that re-labelling Sir? Then we leave you in the swift and capable hands of the lovely Debbie McGee, head of garment finishing. Neater than a barberís moustache, she gets those labels nice and straight, and can fold shirts even better than your Mum.
We canít go on indefinitely, but there has to be a mention for Dr Albert Hackett. Originally on a sabbatical from the University of Michigan, to further his work on low level light diffusion in yellow screen meshes, he came, and he stayed. Famous for his question and answer articles in technical magazines, and spending two hours in the wrong flat before he realised he wasnít home. The good Doctor is the inventor of many revolutionary products for screen printers, and an accomplished break dancer and seafood chefÖ. to those on the inside he remains, an industry legend.
And that, give or take a litre of ink and a few thousand stitches of embroidery, is us.
**October Textiles Limited**